I think it’s mostly ‘cause the Sermons are the closest the lore community has ever gotten to a literal bible, and beyond that, because the obscured gay orgy managed to get past the censors and into an ostensibly T for Teen game.
So it’s both much more likely to have been encountered than more obscure lore, and also occupies a special place in our hearts for its source point and because MK snuck it in like a goddamn ninja.
That’s a good point, & probably the truth of the matter. I think I am just biased towards all the first & second era shenanigans of the rest of the world.
The other thing is I think we have a standing agreement to talk about the Shonni Etta literally as rarely as possible because its name alone has terrible power.
Also, I still think the funniest sexual exploit in the series, myself, is that Alessia had the constitution to fuck a god-bull and then survive childbirth to the point where she personally created a new race. Mostly ‘cause I mean, damn. The Imperial awkwardness after like ‘No, Morihaus was TOTALLY a dude, I mean, what, I mean’ is fantastic too.
But that’s mostly because while I think Alessia is the coolest character in the entire series, I am also utterly incapable of talking about anything related to the Alessian Rebellion the least-bit seriously because Pelinal is the funniest thing ever.
To be frank, I just wish there was more Shonni-Etta to talk about.
Reman is fantastic. There’s never too many mostly naked twelve year old god-emperor’s with brandy for blood.
In fairness to Morihaus, by all accounts he was quite gentle & loving. I think he’d have been very tender with dear Perrif.
Far beyond riding the winged bull, & personally creating minotaurs though, Alessia is just wicked awesome. Pelinal & Morihause may’ve been the muscle but she was the spirit of the rebellions, & one of the single coolest people to walk Nirn. Tiber Septim ain’t got shit on Al-Esh, & his empire is a joke compared to that of the first era.
The Rebellions are probably one of my favorite pieces of Tamrielic history, between Morihaus & Alessia being cool as fuck, the Ayleids being so amazingly bizarre & just comedicly evil sometimes, & the time traveling murder-bot, slapstick comedy routine that is Pelinal Whitestrake.
Oh trust me, the whole minotaurs thing isn’t my favorite thing about Alessia, just my favorite sex-related thing in the TES series. Alessia is the literal Original Hero, I mean, come on. She is far and away my favorite character in the series, and beyond the whole ‘spirit of the rebellion thing,’ she retroactively inspired herself to rebel by creating the gods who inspired her to rebel in the first place. She created an entire pantheon of new gods in what on the surface seems like a clever political ploy, but I think was part of a long-game play towards the survival of the current Kalpa as a whole.
She’s just the best and everyone who has come after her is a literal echo of her greatness, so.
And I mean, even if Morihaus was a nice, gentle dude, look at the size of minotaurs. That can’t have been fun.
Yeah but, thanks to arduous research on the parts of Ondorus, Teezy, Lady N, & most especially Ayrenn. I’m now aware that the external portion of a bull’s penis is actually surprisingly small, especially in proportion to the rest of their body, so hey. Plus, she’s a tough chick, & there’s no way she wasn’t the dominant one there.
I’m sure it wasn’t too bad.
Well, I was more talking about the birthing than the
See, this is what I meant when I said that mentioning that the Shonni Etta was dangerous.
It does seem to lead to some interesting discoveries, though.