pink-reindeer:

laughingskeleton:

"Hello Nerevar, my sweet persistent friend."

"I’m a god! There’s no escape!"

pink-reindeer:

laughingskeleton:

"Hello Nerevar, my sweet persistent friend."

"I’m a god! There’s no escape!"

(via sithisit)

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jerkcity:

#5564: some attempt

jerkcity:

#5564: some attempt

Posted 14 hours ago 96 notes + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter
sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
Huh.
That would explain a few things.

sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

Huh.

That would explain a few things.

(via fyuzhn)

Alrighty Final done was not hard but now I’m like

I dunno if it’s the lack of sleep or what but I’m feeling really loopy which is awesome

'cause I have to study for another final which is tomorrow

augh this fucking day

Posted 1 day ago 1 note + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter
sithisit:

memoryblocks:

handsomejackass:

this isn’t even fake tumblr is literally telling is to stick our dicks in the earth  fuck the earth stick ya dick in it be closer to nature



AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK

sithisit:

memoryblocks:

handsomejackass:

this isn’t even fake tumblr is literally telling is to stick our dicks in the earth  fuck the earth stick ya dick in it be closer to nature

image

AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK

(via owls-owls-owls)

Cough was too bad last night to get anything resembling a reasonable amount of sleep. Tired as balls. Have to write a final in an hour.

Fuck it, let’s do this.

Anonymous asked: YEAH YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW THEM PEARS TASTE BECAUSE I TOOK THEM AWAY BEFORE YOU COULD BITE, SON.

I think the best possible use of this ask is to present it utterly without context and then never provide any, ever, except to say that I am laughing my ass off.

Yes, that is the ideal use here.

Posted 1 week ago 1 note + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter
jerkcity:

#5548: voting dongs

jerkcity:

#5548: voting dongs

Posted 2 weeks ago 121 notes + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter

mathieu-bellamont:

liquidparchment:

mathieu-bellamont:

meridias:

tell me the best tes joke you know

Is there any race that could match an Altmer’s magical ability?

I wouldn’t Breton it

i just let out a huge sigh and put my hands on my forehead

if ur expecting an apology ur not getting one

(via mmedemerteuil)

Posted 2 weeks ago 248 notes + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter
Posted 2 weeks ago 254 notes + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter