Anonymous asked: YEAH YOU'LL NEVER KNOW HOW THEM PEARS TASTE BECAUSE I TOOK THEM AWAY BEFORE YOU COULD BITE, SON.

I think the best possible use of this ask is to present it utterly without context and then never provide any, ever, except to say that I am laughing my ass off.

Yes, that is the ideal use here.

Posted 5 days ago 1 note + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter
jerkcity:

#5548: voting dongs

jerkcity:

#5548: voting dongs

mathieu-bellamont:

liquidparchment:

mathieu-bellamont:

meridias:

tell me the best tes joke you know

Is there any race that could match an Altmer’s magical ability?

I wouldn’t Breton it

i just let out a huge sigh and put my hands on my forehead

if ur expecting an apology ur not getting one

(via mmedemerteuil)

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

(Source: , via ask-zed-masterofshadows)

Posted 2 weeks ago 4 notes + Reblog + Facebook + Twitter

raychleadele:

mymodernmet:

Professional sculptor Stefanie Rocknak beat out 265 other artists from 42 states and 13 countries to create a sculpture honoring author and poet Edgar Allan Poe that will be displayed in Boston, Poe’s birthplace. A five-member artist selection committee decided on Rocknak’s stunning work that shows Poe with a suitcase in hand and a raven in front of him.

No wonder she won, holy butts, look at that majestic creature.

(via nudityandnerdery)

(Source: mattzerob, via the-archlich)

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